I estimate the size of this blind spot to be comparable to the size of Texas.

Gawker definitely needs to run a “What would happen if you sent Jezebel on a date with Jalopnik?” series.

Jezebel:

This would look so good as a wagon.

I like your choice! The Morgan is unique, quirkey and funny, while most of the cars on the list I won’t even turn to look at if they drive by.

Slightly off topic but bare with me!.....

When it was new, nobody bought one.

16HP? You can get that or more here in the US for about $7.99 on Amazon.

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Gino...became a kind of human victory cigar

So Beckham balked at Ball, who was brandishing a baseball bat for Bene Benwikere? And Brad beckoned Beckham to back up from Ball’s bat?

Same here. There are a lot of cool cars one could buy and enjoy owning but is there anything even remotely close to being as interesting to read about as a Morgan? Maybe an Ariel but that’s about it. Do it Doug, just get the 3 wheeler.

My reaction to seeing that the Morgan made the cut:

You know, I’m not sure if there is actually any advantage with pop up headlights, other than maybe keeping your lights cleaner since they’re closed like 90% of the time. They really aren’t practical, and aren’t cheap to fix. I kind of wonder if we would all just hate them if they still existed and weren’t a nostalgia…

After watching this GIF, it’s easy to conclude that Rich Old Guy Performatively Dressed In Casual Wear is your typical square who went and crapped all over what could have been a cool moment with his supreme awkwardness.

I don’t know, that looks pretty good by Kobe’s standards. He hit at least one out of five there.

Sounds about right. We're pretty unlikeable.

Why is this on the Jalopnik main page? Or on the Jalopnik FB page?

Get your own fucking page already.

Stop piggybacking off of everyone else.

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