I’m not saying it's drugs, but I'm not like, not not saying it's drugs 

This is freaking awesome. 

You sure you've been to New Jersey? AC is a fucking putrid reeking hellhole. 

Yeah this was my first thought. I unfortunately live in New Jersey and fly out of Newark a lot, and it absolutely hell on Earth. 

Maybe check your facts before being an ass. 

What is this article, even?

Forget the pedestal edition, I want the wagon edition! Could I afford it if there was one? Of course not. Do I think my plebian opinion matters anyway? Obviously.

Okay no. No fucking white roof! Let MINI be MINI! Fiat, Toyota etc shamelessly ripped off the contrasting roof color thing and I'm sick of it, sick of it I tell you! *Yells at cloud*

Funny, the exact price out the door for my 2016 JCW was $41,600. I loved that car so much, it just became too small for my lifestyle.

Same. It’s taken too many people I care about for me to really find these jokes funny.

Jesus Christ. That's terrible. 

Can confirm: Fred Beans is *the worst*, even amongst Ford dealers. 

760 is not even heavily modified for a GT-R. This thing is just purposely loud. 

Because people think loud = #racekar, bro.

That’s actually true, I hadn't considered the fact that they're basically creating the resource pool for used games. The switch to digital wasn't as big a deal when I worked there. 

You do realize that if they stopped selling new games their bottom line would go up right? They pay $56 per game roughly, to the developer/distributor. So yes, while their revenue would drop significantly, their COGS would plummet even lower. I literally did accounting for GameStop dude. You won't win this. 

As it is GameStop makes about $4 for every new game they sell. Their entire revenue model is based on used games. If GameStop stopped selling new games they'd survive. Easily. 

Just because what is important to them doesn’t line up exactly with what’s important to you doesn't make them wrong. Don't be a dick. 

Please tell me you're serious