To put it succinctly: owned. 

Can you explain to me wtf Radwood is? Is it just a hipster car show? Was that a neon with a fucking scrapbook? 

Thank you. These people act like a huge portion of them didn't sign up so they could get paid to blow shit up. 

Quick question. How the fuck, exactly, is kneeling during the anthem “acting militant”?

Found the racist. 

The present day form of what was the Gizmodo group is in it's endgame. It can't afford enough staff to put out actual content. 

Yeah no you’re 100% right. There’s nothing interesting about old piece of shit K cars and the guy who said you’re on the wrong site probably drives a Crown Vic and thinks it’s an enthusiasts car.

Wasn't expecting a physics lesson just now but god damn am I all for it. 

ESPN produced this? Why does it feel like it was filmed in secret with the barely audible volume level, the audio cutting out and the interview basically ending mid sentence?

Holy shit. Did I just watch Joe Rogan end Carlos Mencia's career?

“If you’ve picked up a Switch you’ve no doubt been impressed by the games and the overall design”

The software for the switch is the biggest joke of all time. And I paid $300 to own that joke. 

Important question: will this new Switch actually have a quality library of original games? Or just a smattering of ports of halfway decent games from old systems? Oh, just the ports still? Okay. 

I agree with most of your points but there's some irony in having a glaring grammatical error in the lede of your article criticizing an author. 

Yeah no you're totally right. I'm going to pretend that I'm not an accountant and this simple math error isn't super embarrassing. I'll go now. 

Harsh as hell but 100% correct on all points. Speculatively speaking, anyway. 

The long, national nightmare doesn't end until January 2021. 

But if they miss the 2pt conversion a TD and extra point beats them.  

Nicely done. 

And not to mention, how many people has the Undertaker buried alive?! You’re telling me those people escaped unscathed? Come on.