I like how he actually showed a sense of humor with his response to you guys on Twitter and you replied with “Go eat shit” like a 7 year old on Xbox Live. Well done.

He’s a white male, which around here is grounds for execution. Plus, like, he totes seems like a jerk, so he probz rapes women, too.

I needed this today, thank you, internet stranger.

How about “guy who doesn’t seem to care because maybe he watched a majority of his friends die a few months ago in a plane crash that took one of his legs and his ability to ever play soccer again so maybe he’s a little sad”. That sums it up a little better.

You calling him “neckbrace” is pretty fucking insensitive, even for Deadspin.

My wife and I refer to him as “Jared Spurgeon, a most decorated sturgeon surgeon.” We have very few friends.

You sound fun.

As a man who married into a family of about 100 Olsons...bullshit lol.

This six year old article is being shown in the sidebar as a “current story” because nothing but clicks matters. Not here.

Someone call this man a wahhhh-mbulance.

These are the same dolts that cheered when Schaub was injured, sent him death threats, and stalked him and his family at their home. Classy bunch.

Dude, shut up. Every receiver wears gloves. He’s the best receiver in the league, period, and everyone knows it.

THEY EVEN STOLE THE DOOR IDEA. THE TRUTH IS REVEALED.

I think it depends on the helmet style, the sticker isn’t always a hole. Still though, a pretty badass helmet. Wait, why am I, a Giants fan in MN, defending the Jaguars helmets? Who cares? God that’s sad.

This bothers me on levels I can barely express. What the fuck is going on here? Who would ever sit in their car, in the passenger seat, BACKWARDS, and read? And what is he even looking at? If you’ve gone through such a ridiculous process in order to read your book in the most douchey way imaginable, FUCKING READ THE…

And she’s got a fuckload of those little stick figure kids.

Wat.

I don’t quite understand people who don’t have Prime memberships. It’s $100 a year and you get approximately eleventy million different benefits.