I’m ignoring the stated budget, because if she’s considering a Golf R, $20-$25k can’t be her budget. I present to you:

Lol welcome to crazytown, population: that guy.

The fact that you think NJ is the shittiest state in the country tells me you haven’t done much traveling, friend. I’m assuming you’ve never been to Iowa, Missouri, Mississippi, Alabama, North Dakota, Arkansas, etc. just to name a few? News flash, there’s literally nothing there worth seeing or doing. At least there’s…

I’m so shocked that you used the wrong they’re.

Fans on the field have to be considered security/terrorism threats no matter what, so the troopers and security have carte blanche when it comes to taking them down. You better fucking believe they get excited as a motherfucker when they get to lay a hit on someone on an NFL field.

And all of these fucking cretinous Phillies fans are tweeting at her saying “I WILL NEVER GO 2 ANOTHIR GAME BECAUZ U R FIRED I AM OUTRAGED”

I mean...I feel your pain...but if you’re trying to watch a video game tournament after it has concluded, a video gaming website would probably fall into the category of things to avoid. It’s just logical. You wouldn’t turn on SportsCenter before you watch a game that you DVR’d. Same concept.

“This literally makes me so happy”.

Welp, building that sure was fun. Sun’s going down now though, better get back to poor town.

Fuck yes (x4)

That was my exact thought. When I just watched the GIF and hadn’t read the article, I thought it was focused on how insanely tight that pass was.

Jalopnik Readers - “WAGONS R THE BEST I ONLY WANT A WAGON WITH AWD AND MANUAL TRANSMISSION AND BIG POWER I LOVE WAGONS”

Just to clear things up, Norman was saying that Bryant approached him and said the whole thing about “unloading the clip”. So...Norman didn’t make any threats. As a Giants fan, I hate both of these guys, but c’mon at least watch the video that your article is based on...

You voiced the narrative that literally everyone was imagining, bravo to you.

If you’re serious about the beer part, you’re either pretty naive, or you have no clue how brewing works. Macro brewers like Miller-Coors and Budweiser take every shortcut imaginable in order to cut production costs while still being able to label their product “beer”. Craft brewers (at least the ones who are doing it…

$30 for a T-Shirt is a deal? Lol.

$30 for a T-Shirt is a deal? Lol.

Did you hear that whoosh? It was the joke sailing over your head.

Agree 100%. My JCW has the same exact thing and I freaking hate it. Although it appears that like my Mini, there is a real hole one one side that actually serves as a functional vent.

COTD

Can you guys please shut the fuck up about Trump? I mean, I know you’re going to write what gets clicks, but Jesus, this is a sports website, I get politics shoved down my throat and up my ass more than enough elsewhere already.