As a former dumbass WRX owner, I can tell you that this fellow’s decision to push the power to the extreme while paying zero attention to the handling or brakes (because who needs to stop or turn, bro, it’s got nitrous) is the most typical dumbass WRX owner thing a dumbass WRX owner can do.

I want, nay, NEED a photo with all the scissoring orifices of this vehicle scissored.

My man, you’re picking fights with strangers on the internet. That’s a categorically “young and naive” thing to do.

SPOILER ALERT:

Very few, if any of these new RS models will come stateside, save for any crossover models that receive the RS treatment. Because that’s what we buy. Oh, and we definitely still won’t get any sort of RS wagon. Sorry.

Joe Biden. What a fucking legend and a national treasure that man is.

THE DEVILS ARE BEING MENTIONED IN THE MEDIA!!! We didn’t get this much coverage when we made the finals in 2012.

Hey man, I’m in the same boat, and I’m married. We use ours for cat litter and couscous lol.

Hey man, I’m in the same boat, and I’m married. We use ours for cat litter and couscous lol.

I wish I could give you more than one star, friend. Thanks so much for taking the time.

I wish I could give you more than one star, friend. Thanks so much for taking the time.

Is it my garbage work monitor, or is that gif super low res?

Could you recommend an info source where you learned to do actually useful things with Alexa (i.e. home automation, etc.) I love my echo, but I’m sort of stuck in “what’s the weather today?” or “play music” realm.

Could you recommend an info source where you learned to do actually useful things with Alexa (i.e. home automation,…

I hate to be that guy, but it’s gotta be done with this one.

What the fuck does this have to do with cars and/or the auto industry?

I know, what kind of fucking neanderthal could look at that and think “looks good”? The curve is so bad.

I’ve always pronounced this “shawty”. It makes me laugh.

Uh hello! You can get even more badges on your Subaru!

You can’t reason with Nürburgring truthers, man.

Diabetic episode. Passed out, not sleeping. Still, that burnout was sick as fuck.

Holy shit I didn’t even notice at first. Nicely shopped.

Wait, are there cars in those pictures? All I see are vague silver shapes set against a silver background.

Rags fans are the whiniest bunch of nancies on the fucking planet. They act like they’re the cream of the crop the second they’re winning, and bitch to the high heavens the moment things go wrong. It doesn’t help that the NHL promotes the Rangers 2x as much as any other Eastern Conference team.

Worlds more painful*, Don’t need that apostrophe.