Are you guys really that thick? It was a joke.

Are you guys really that thick? It was a joke.

Hear that whooshing sound? That was the joke, flying over your head.

Unless you’re also kidding. You’ve got to be also kidding. There’s no way a human that can spell words is that stupid.

HOW DARE IVY LEAGUE STUDENTS APPEAR TO HAVE FUN OR ACT LIKE COLLEGE STUDENTS. FOR SHAME, YALE.

Actually, I’ve seen this car up close quite a few times. He brings it to shows, and I’ve seen him on trails beating the shit out of it. It runs really nicely, idles well, the whole 9 yards.

Guys, please, can we stop talking about Trump?

It’s like Dodge just doesn’t have a fucking clue. Chrysler in general, for that matter. They think chrome wheels transforms the base model into a premium trim, and they think “special editions” are what sells cars. What the fuck are they smoking over there?

I just don’t get the world’s fascination with soccer.

Came here for this. Not disappointed. Favorite band, favorite car.

Lol “going steady in the left lane is the safe way to go”. People like you are why everyone says American drivers suck.

So the person who slammed on their brakes did nothing wrong, is what you’re saying. They handled the responsibility of operating a dangerous machine in a faultless manner? Is that what you’re saying?

I love how everyone on the internet is perfect and has never made a bad decision or done anything the wrong way.

I’d also like to point out that after the Trailblazer crashed, the person in the Edge changed lanes and DIPPED. They fucked up big time, and they knew it.

So let me get this straight. The tailgater, he was driving like an asshole. But the person stomping on their brakes, basically trying to make someone rear end them at highway speeds,that’s not driving like an asshole? Hmm...learn something new every day.

A. I’m not defending him. If you tailgate people, you’re an asshole.

WTF?

Yeah, nearly dying was certainly “what was coming to him” for driving too close to the car in front of him.

This is the face of a man who uses “golly” in casual conversation.

Subaru be like...

Never even thought of that.