Foxtrot is quickly becoming an outlet for alarmist, doomsday fear-mongering clickbait.

Are we surprised that the CEO of a corporation that makes a lot of money from uneducated, racist, rednecks (Not all NASCAR fans, I know some very intelligent ones, but let’s call it like it is) is supporting the candidate that openly identifies with uneducated, racist rednecks?

LOL STAHP.

Friends of Jalopnik, I have a serious concern. I just bought a new Mini...I don’t automatically get a douchebag BMW driver membership card, do I? I promise, I’ll use my blinkers!

Maybe I’m missing something here. How can he possibly see?

$400 Dell gift card is gone, fyi.

$400 Dell gift card is gone, fyi.

Called it.

Seconded. They’re total doody for track use.

If you squint a little, Homer looks exactly like Bartolo. You can almost see a batting helmet falling off his little yellow head.

Yep, I’m garbage because I don’t want to see military shit on a car blog. You’re totally right.

xXI don’t really value your opinionxX

I don’t mean to be that guy complaining in the greys, but is there a way we could stop Foxtrot from showing up on our Jalopnik feed? I know for a fact I’m not the only one who is repulsed by all of this completely non-car related oorah shit.

*WHOOSH*

I’ll give you the fact that they were a standout for their time period. That’s definitely true. Other than maybe the Grand National, everything from this period was awful garbage. But claiming that this is a good car because it’s from the malaise era and isn’t as terrible is like being covered in piss and saying you…

Your name leads me to believe that you couldn’t possibly have a bias in this discussion :P

I’m sorry, I just don’t get the collective boner-rama over these things. They’re ugly, plastic 80's Dodges. Am I missing something? Does the fact that nearly everything else made in that era was utter shit make this a great car?

Counterpoint:

WHAT IS THIS.

Did you just realize your car is a newer, bluer Neon?

Normally, things from Japan with hips this perfect are either illegal or pixelated.