I’m really glad we’re doing Ebay challenges again. They’re a lot of fun.

This isn’t your first day here, you know we get touchy about the wagons.

He seems to be quite familiar with the size of Tesla owners’ penises.

This just in: anything that doesn’t sell in huge numbers is stupid and not worth talking about.

To put it eloquently, this car looks badass as fuck.

Yes.

I feel like this is a fundamental example of why this show is going to suck, and then tank quickly. With Clarkson, Hammond, and May, something like this happening would have been hilarious.

Every time I see one of these I’m blown away by how good it looks.

Ah, thank goodness you’ve come to explain the situation and show me the error of my ways. How silly I was to forget that a woman is a man’s property, even after a relationship ends, and that his friends are forbidden from enjoying that property, forever. You’re quite right, and I shall definitely “layoff” straight…

Yeah well, the Weasleys had an Anglia that could fly, so beat that.

I feel like this bit from Toy Story is a perfect analogy of the stance culture and their “haters”.

Talking about women like they’re property. “Taken his ass whipping like a man”. You seem cool.

Matt Barnes has always seemed like such a friendly, likable, all around good guy.

There’s no such place as Abu Dubai. It’s either Abu Dhabi or Dubai.

That’s exactly how I did mine, but white.

Mmmmm....reliable Aston. That’s so nice sounding.

Let’s all vote NP. Just for fun.

If we put Donald Trump under treads, would he become less obnoxious and intolerable?

I love when the phrase “It is known” is used for silly shit. Makes me laugh.