I just want foxtrot to be its own website that I’m not forced to see, that’s all.

Are you okay? Do you need to talk? You seem really, really angry.

Can there be a “Turn off Foxtrox” button on the Jalop homepage? I’m so tired of all of this hurr durr murlutury shit.

I have a suspicion that breakdowns are going to become such a regular occurrence that you’re going to regret buying this car. Which is a shame because, to quote James May “Well, I quite like it.”

Agree 100%. Fuck Chris Evans. May loved that car so much more.

I like the cut of your jib.

DeTomaso Pantera (Red)

I don’t get the whole two new teams at once thing. How can they expect to build a fanbase? They’re just going to leave it up to the people of LA to decide which team to root for/give their money to? What if everyone picks the Rams, and the Chargers become an unloved second rate team, like the Jets? What then?

But what? BUT WHAT?!?!?!?! WHAT HAPPENED??? I must know.

Torch, you’ve achieved something pretty significant here in your little corner of the interwebs. Normally, I’d read a headline like this one and let out an annoyed “harumph”, irked that this mindless clickbait has wasted milliseconds of my day.

I actually think this looks awful. So drab and boring when compared to the killer concept.

My cat’s name is Narcissa.

She’s really, really hot in that “my life is in shambles” kinda way.

Fair enough, I guess we can’t always live out our Fast&Furious dreams.

I really have no beef with the choice, but since you gave reasons that you didn’t buy the Ford and the Viper....why u no buy Supra?

Holy shit.....foxtrotalpha.jalopnik...You’re right. What the fuck does the military have to do with cars?

PLEEEEEASE stop sharing these fucking Foxtrot articles on Jalopnik. If I wanted to read about the military, I would go to a website with military news.

Follow up article:

“Oy vey I’ve had it up to here with these people!

God bless this man. He’s finally learned what it feels like to make a shot when it counted.