The Phanatic is so much more than the look! He’s the full package!

Ok, as a Disney person, there is an apartment in Disneyland, called the Disney Dream Suite, that VIPs and Disney big-wigs can stay at, that does have all sorts of cool, magical things that happen like twinkling star lights over the bathtub and pictures that come to life. So it sounds like Rebel got to stay in the…

I just got hit with divorce papers so excuse me while I hate all this because love is #dead.....

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”

Imagine having such a great opportunity to learn and grow (visiting that museum) and instead deciding to continue on being a hateful, cowardly, disgusting bigot. What a sad and pathetic life.

There’s a find my friends app that you can give access to people. If you add someone to your iPhone family it will automatically add them to your find my friends and find my iPhone.

Spagnuolo later apologized if anyone was offended but his personal animosity toward fat people was because his father had spent years of his life fighting the morbidly obese.

Of course they’re outraged at the indictment.

In order to volunteer at any of the schools in our school district, you have to fill out an application which includes permission for them to do a background check. I am of the hope that ‘former serial killer’ would preclude someone from volunteering.

Helicopter parenting is bad and you can’t shelter them from bad stuff in the world too much but I feel like “I don’t want my children interacting with a known serial killer” is a fairly reasonable request?

This titsn’t that big of a deal. In fact, it’s kind of mammorable.

Nah, fam started out as a black twitter thing that was quickly stolen by 14 year old white kids. It’s real fuckin dorky.

As a parent of three boys, I just feel so sorry for those kids because of what their asshole, attention-whore father is doing to them.

I don’t see Will Smith and Chastain “fighting.” I see him agreeing with her and you trying to make it a wedge issue between them.

2 women in 60 years. 0 black women. Not sure how many black men. When does the “gradual process” start?

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

Ryan Seacrest is upset that Katy Perry is being offered way (waaaay) more to do American Idol than he is. [Page Six]

Yeah, Cosby, because the thought of someone making you ingest something against your will and knowledge is pretty fucking horrifying, huh?

I came here and didn’t see color.

I put this up on the fusion article about Koosh, but wanted to post it to the Slot as well, because this is my favorite site on the internet.