Good luck in the Opression Olympics!  I hope your team wins!

As a gay dude with a heart-on for butch-of-center women, I second that emotion.

He scaled the community?

“It is this right of passage for women and girls,” 

I also don’t believe it. It’s not because I don’t think teens aren’t stupid, because we all know they are.  I don’t buy it because cremains are actually chunky as fuck.  There’s bone and teeth in there.  They don’t become dust, they become chunks of bone and actual whole teeth.

Y’know, I thought so too, but... pfffft.  They weren’t that great.

“Racist”?! What do you even mean?  I mean, I just hate everybody from the ONE COUNTRY, not like, y’know, the WHOLE CONTINENT...

Same.  Not proud, but... same.

Also, if you don’t eat it just right, your mouth will bleed.  I don’t need that in my life.

Well, Weezer fans aren’t really known for their good judgement.

That Weezer thing makes me so angry. I mean, the song was fine already. IT WAS FINE.

This is a remarkable confluence of racism and misogyny, right here. He’s targeting interracial couples because he feels like he is entitled to white women and those black dudes are just scooping them all up.

I’m sure there’s PLENTY wrong with Katy Perry.  I hate her.

Even if it means telling someone that just lost everything they have “Tough shit, sorry you don’t understand how insurance works...”

She met him when she was 10, dildo.  Do you think he STARTED grooming her when she was 17?  No.  He started grooming her when she was 10.  

According to BuzzFeed, a Tallahassee police spokesperson told reporters this weekend that Crandall had yet to be arrested and that police did “not know his whereabouts at this time.”

Yes and no?  On one hand, the terrify and exhaust me.  On the other hand, I really like how readily identifiable they’ve become.

He literally opened with, “We’ve been in charge forever and this place fucking sucks.”

Sorry you don’t understand how insurance works...

Good lookin out.