SRSLY. I can also not imagine any gay man putting up with that shit. I mean, I’ll eat butt, but I’m not going anywhere near anybody’s crusty teeth.

I had a Coach wallet that I accidentally bought, because I was walking through the mall and I needed a wallet and I was walking past the store and was all, “Oh, there’s a wallet.” Then, when they rang it up it was like $300 and I was too embarrassed to be like, “Nope.”

Yeah, I read that as, “I’m sorry you’re so hysterical, little lady.”

“Oh, are you doing the tissue test?”

The answer is right there in the question. There are so many exclamation points because Hollywood’s relationship to female nudity (expected) is very different than its relationship to male nudity (controversial).  Of course you’ve seen Kim Cattral’s boobs.  It’s considered part of her job.

Because a nice dick is a nice dick.

BLM would not be a thing if everyone didn’t have a movie camera in their pocket.  If trash like this makes that possible, then BRING MORE TRASH.

Right? Equating employing a sex-worker with enabling a child-molester is a total dick move.

In defense of reading comprehension, there is no “he” in this story.

BUT THEY’RE SO CUUUUUUUUUUTE.

Bingo.

OK, it’s a no for me, but not because he’s a cartoon.  There are like a million cartoon dads that could get it, but this one... no.  That is not a sexy cartoon dad.

I wonder if we went to the same school! There was a teacher/coach at my school who was well known for fucking female students. Also had rage issues and was suspended once for hitting a male student.  Not really know for his impulse control.

I mean, the butt-sex jokes are too easy here.

One of the best things I learned from RPDR is that the “one color up to the eyebrows” look is called “garage doors”.

Hah. Getting fired for getting caught (by the media or by the Special Council) isn’t exactly the same as getting fired for doing something wrong in the first place.

Lowkey?  

I’m not so sure about that.  Once you get through the top 2 or three queens from a given season, the talent pool gets pretty shallow.

If Donald Trump has nothing to do with Organized crime, why do his employees keep copping deals and getting convicted?

Snowflake.