This is a bullshit take.  He didn’t even try.  In fact, he doubled the fuck down on multiple occasions.  If he wants to be a dick, great.  He can be a dick.  But let’s not wring our hands, crying “Oh, they just won’t let him come back from this.”  

When I was in the sixth grade, my friend Khari told me he was going up to LA to get his hair cut and I was like, “Why are you going all the way up there? I get my hair cut at the place next to Vons.” He explained that a black man would never get his hair cut in Orange County. I asked why and he said that white…

Are you actually referring to a trans person as “it”?

Nothing on topic to share except “FUCK, HE IS SO DREAMY.”  Carry on...

I never really thought about how much hate sex-workers receive, but it’s kind of hard to ignore here.  

Weird. As a person who lost about 80% of their friends while Bush did exactly fuck-all, I wouldn’t characterize him as “decent,” but that’s just me.

This isn’t beef, it’s tofurkey.

Nah, I’ll just let you keep singing your one note over and over again.  In the meantime, I’ll continue to show him the exact same amount of respect that he showed my friends when they died.

Sick burn, Jan.

Yes, I’m super upset that you like terrible television.  Crushed, really.

Helpful hint: If you don’t want people to discuss all the terrible shit you did when you die, don’t do terrible shit when you’re alive.

So, how long after he arrives in Hell should I wait?

Please do tell us when is the exact correct moment to accurately remember someone?

There’s always gotta be that one “rape isn’t that bad, chill” guy.

Nah, with impulse control as bad as his, he will never get out.  This is not someone who is going to do easy time.

You seem really bummed about that.  Sorry for your loss.

How about you have your own heroes and keep your eyes on your own paper?

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND.

And yet... you hate my comment so much that you replied to it a week after I made it?

If there’s a comment section on The Root and nobody makes a prison rape joke, is it even a comment section on The Root?