So, I’ve seen them in real life and they’re really not that weird?  I mean, it was at a pool and there were a bunch of guys there and nobody was like, “OMG look at the nipples on THAT one.”

OK, I’ve been sitting on faces for a long time and I’ve been queening for a long time amd, girl, they’re different things.

It hurts my heart to say it, but Russell Crowe is such a garbage person that I just can’t see anything with him in it.  (It hurts my heart because I’ve wanted to fuck him for like 20 years and as he’s gotten older and fatter, it’s just gotten worse.)

I had an orange cat named Cheeto.

Right?  I mean, that whole “he got clean” thing doesn’t really go with those eyes...

Sooooo... you came to comment and ask questions about something that you’ve already decided you’re not interested in, just for the sake of pointing out that you’re not interested?  Cool.

I dunno, tho.  I mean, Ann Coulter is like 100 and she’s still... whatever that is.

Pump the brakes.  Am I truly to believe that Taylor Swift made a delicious potato salad?  I mean... really?

Dances with blue aliens; Unobtanium.

I didn’t see the part where they actually PAID for premium seats, though.  

But we don’t know who paid for premium and who didn’t.

The only airline I know of that is actually “first come, first served” is Southwest. There are a number of reasons that a passenger can be reseated, including but not limited to; the passenger in question making their reservation separately from the person they are traveling with, (the system has no way of seeing…

“Help me understand this...”

Right?! I can just picture the burglar being all, “Doot, dee, doot, dee, doo. Just robbing this house... What?  The doorbell?!  I wonder who it could be!?”

Correction: It’s not that complex. It is apparently pretty hard.

Yeah, but she was ordering food.  I have never been asked to “open a tab” to order a meal.

I dunno.  I saw a raccoon fight in SF and me and my 85-pound dog were like “Nopity nope nope!”

Man, you’re being gaslit.  (Lighted? Litten?)  He may have been mentally unstable, but he’s also a racist nightmare.

So, I’m legit 5'11".  What should my adjusted height be?

In fairness, the rest of my wardrobe was all Garfield t-shirts and shit, so I really should have known.