When I was in the 7th grade, I got a shirt that said “FRANKIE SAY RELAX” on it.  The first day I wore it to school, some 8th graders cornered me to see if I was cool enough to wear it.  It turns out I was not.

Unrelated: Dennis Richmond used to give me confusing feelings in my swimsuit area when I was younger.

Reading is fundamental.

It was in the parking lot.

Am I the only one that thinks Jeff Goldblum is super gross and creepy?

OMG dead.

What about pretending to be a teen in order to get naked pics of middle-aged men?  Asking for a friend.

We do a similar one.  Limonata with Aperol, a splash of gin and a lemon peel in a tall glass.  It’s THE BUSINESS.

No, really.

Yeah, for sure. I have had both kinds of massage and the one is very different than the other. Scrotal contact is a clear attempt at an up-sell.

She is really not shy about using her “proximity to blackness” card.

...when it is convenient for them to do so.

Counterpoint: They’re terrible for dudes, (probably also ladies?) with big thighs. They ride up and get bunched in the leg/crotch border. Then they chafe and then I want to die.  Boxers are the only way.  Fight me.

I do this as well and I use the leg area, y’know, near the hem?  I’m not rubbing the taint part in my ears, or anything.

I do this also.

I’m sorry you don’t understand what words mean.  

And that’s why you ended with “#checkmate”?

“im not blaming, but....”

No, the “convo” was about calling the cops on kids who hadn’t done anything wrong, but somehow you’re finding a way to blame them for something that you have no evidence of them doing.  Nice try, racist.

“Policing is my job but racism is my PASSION.  I follow my bliss.”