When was the last time you turned one of your friends or family members over to the police? (And don’t even try “My friends and family members don’t do anything illegal,” because that’s bullshit and you know it.)

That semester of community college really paid off.

Your fantasy world sounds like a pretty shitty place.

Try again...

LOL.  It’s Oregon.  They’re white.

My scouting experience was pretty good. I mean, I wasn’t so much into the churchy part of it, but the adolescent penis-fumbling was awesome.

Perfect.  No eye-contact, please.

The subset that really destroys me are “white people who can’t get on a plane without taking their shoes off.”  It’s a 45 minute flight, Chad.  Are you my 3 year old niece?  I ask because she can’t keep her shoes on for more than half an hour.  ARE YOU MY NIECE, CHAD?

I’ll come eat next to you if you can promise that we won’t interact at all.

I don’t think it’s “either/or”.

Somebody ought to pour oven cleaner on it.

As a proud cocksucker, go fuck yourself.  Your shitty homophobia is a shitty look.

Just guessing here, but I’m going to go with “lots of stuff.”

You may consider reading the article.

Really?  I think Trump is president because people read headlines, instead of articles, then make huffy comments about what they think the article is about.

Yawn.  Your reactionary stance on gender is a fashion statement.

Benny gave me FEELINGS I DID NOT UNDERSTAND when I was young.

Dig it.

You know what I don’t do in response to stories that I’m not interested in? I don’t click on them, read them, then comment on them.

Well, he’s already dead, soooooo.....