I’m a 100% terrible person and even I was like, “Dude, no...”

Nobody likes a show-off!

I dunno, I saw somebody going HAM in comments yesterday about how The Root wasn’t covering this story, sooooo...

Um, I really hope there is a word missing here?

But still. I still feel like Fat Cop could maybe get it?

I see you keep saying this, but I don’t see any details. Can you explain why?

RuPaul’s Drag Race is a pretty good springboard.

Fortunately, they also have the fall-back job of just being dogs.

The issue isn’t hearing the music. The issue is getting two people fired, and you know it. Stop being an asshole.

I like where you’re going with this and, god damn, you were close. We were actually looking for “pelting the vice presidential motorcade with canned food.”

Ohhhhhh fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Right?! I think it’s because they’re on VH-1 now, and the demographic has changed. I WANT TO SEE THE COCAINE!

Bingo. I’m here for Venus Extravaganza, not Rachel Berry.

OMG, so much.

Because it’s dirt-cheap and tells them they’re invincible.

I feel very personally attacked right now.

File me under “gay men who hate the smell of cum”. Also, it totally has a smell.

Wait. You mean this white man is willing to come at black women, but appears to be afraid of black men? That’s so strange. I’ve never heard of something like that happening (except for literally all the time...)

I was gonna say that was a sick burn, but then I realized that’s just what he looks like.

Y’know what? Don’t feel bad. I’m white and don’t even like camping!