George is an ape, not a monkey. Carry on.

Sorry, but that’s a swing and a miss. Plenty of people actually go to places where other people fuck and do not, themselves, fuck other people. It’s not a theory. It really happens. A lot.

Facts. it adds facts.

I saw that, too. Normal people don’t just “end up” in Clearwater.

Not really? Also, there are a bunch of actual female rock chicks. That whole comment is wrong.

OMG ME TOO BUT I WANT THEM TO BE IN LOVE AND GET MARRIED AND STUFF.

Oooh, yes. Please tell us all about your empathy. 

Congratulations on being the smartest person you know.

Pace yourself.

This is why I enjoy airplane xanax.

WAIT. I KNOW THIS ONE!!!!

So, you’ve gone from “It’s completely baffling how this happens derp derp derp” to “I know exactly how this happens, and have some lifestyle tips...”

You realize that cheap foods are higher in fat and sugar, right?

Thank you for showing us how your “logical” process works. You have demonstrated that you can’t grasp really, really simple ideas and, therefore, should be ignored.

“Dag” is what a white man who’s last contact with black culture was “A Different World” says when trying to sound like a black woman.

This guy has this whole, “racist white guy pretending to be a black woman” schtick going. I can’t tell you why, but but it fascinates me.

theQueen is not Russian! (thaQueen is a middle-aged white man, but AN AMERICAN ONE.)

Same. I’m like, “I know how this goes, and it surely sucks. I don’t need to watch that.”

Define “instantly”.