Really all you need to know is that dude with the dyed hair and the Jesse Ventura voice is a 100% Trump/ Fox News supporter.

So close, but no. We were looking for “nutmeg”.

WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE POOR WHITE PEOPLE?!

I stopped before banjos. I actually don’t think there are banjos. I think you are just making that up so that other people will listen to it. You may be a horrible person, but I’m not going to verify it, because I can’t listen to that shit.

No, Jez is shitting on a total asshole who happens to be a white woman. Deeper, if your big takeaway from this was “shitting on white women,” maybe you’re an asshole too?

Don’t forget this nightmare...

You are funny, but also gross and kind of freaking me out.

I suspect Scooter Libby may be about to join the team...

No, it’s real. Dudes tend to be pretty easily threatened.

YOU ARE NOT CRAZY.

Hold up. Are you seriously here to tell us that the character “Apu” in The Simpsons is not, in fact, racist?

It makes sense that you’re dying to be upset about something that I didn’t say and took offense on someone else’s behalf. (Someone else who, incidentally, I went on to have a dialog with on the subject of what I actually DID say.) It also makes sense that, when it was pointed out that I didn’t say the thing that…

Whoa. Sick burn.

You seem confused. That is a semi-automatic. That is literally what kind of gun it is. Why is this a problem for you?

Sorry to report that this already exists.

Yeah, except that’s not actually what I said, so....

LOL @ “monthly”. I mean, how many months are in a week?

What bugs me even more is that it seems to be a trend that the “God, she’s such a bitch” pieces are written by gay men. C’mon, can we not?

Yeah, I think you’re reading more into that response than is there? It’s been a running theme of mine that this whole shitshow is simultaneously “Girl power, fuck yeah/Oh, she’s such a bitch, we hate her.” So, you’ll have to forgive me if my weariness about it seems like a “cool kid response”. It’s actually just…

I KNOW you’re not new here, so your confusion confuses me. I mean, this is kind of their jam?