Wait. Is “females” over?

So, this is the master race, huh? I’m underwhelmed.

I feel this. As an Older Gay, I grew up with a lot of self-policing around butchness and straight-actingness. Fuck that noise. I see these kids being all fabulous and sparkly and just gay as fuck and I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.

WHAT YOU DID THERE. I SEE IT.

She’s way too dangerous to be useless.

Lena Dunham is like, “Um, hellooooooo?”

I think your expectations are unrealistically high. The kind of person that thinks that using the word “ni**er” is clever is probably not going to “wow” you with their critical thinking skillz.

My dad shaved off his beard 36 years ago and I still don’t know who that child molester/axe murderer in my house was.

For somebody who is ostensibly looking to learn something, you sure do seem opposed to the process.

Shade would be something like, “Madonna was visually stunning as Evita.” It’s a compliment. (But it’s also NOT A COMPLIMENT.)

In fairness, I couldn’t give a shit about the gender of their fetus and I think that having a “gender reveal party” is the stupidest fucking excuse for a “look at me” moment I have ever heard, so....

No, that’s actually a thing. The ones with arms go at the head and foot of the table and the ones without arms go along the sides. The idea is to avoid having people either bumping the arms against their neighbor’s char or pinching their hands in between them.

I’m getting Madonna circa 1989, tho...

But has Mo’Nique ever had that kind of juice?

You’re exhausting.

This entire thing is bullshit and all, buuuuuut... chocolate milk is so fucking good.

Pretty sure you just skimmed the article in your rush to comment.

You may be surprised to learn that not bragging about the ease with which one could be manipulated into committing murder doesn’t make someone a “paragon of righteousness”. It actually just makes them baseline “not a sociopath”.

It’s pretty damn easy to maneuver a person to be willing to kill another person, once you have the strings to pull. Finding the strings is the only hard work involved.

Maybe because it was fucked up then and continues to be fucked up now? Just guessing, here.