You don’t seem like a sociopath at all...

I’m 98% sure those are peas. I’m still not happy about it, though.

But I choose not to. Instead, I’m just going to keep pointing out your unnatural, even fetishistic obsession with firearms.

I’m right there with sweatpants being terrible and I’m on-board with ghosts, but if you get nutria, you should probably call a doctor?

Yeah, I have to feel like she’s pretty much making the whole thing up. Like she started with a flawed premise, (people were staring at me because I was in sweatpants, like a goddamned animal,) and got progressively stupider.

Go fuck yourself with your “red herring”. Republicans have been weaponizing morality for decades.

Nope. I think we all know it’s true.

You really have the worst masturbatory fantasies.

“industrial-farmed human meat”

Looks like Don Junior is fixin’ to learn some valuable information about himself...

No, he actually LOOKS LIKE THAT!

And the thing about stupid motherfuckers is that they sound smart to themselves...

That’s the prettiest lamp I ever saw.

There are plenty of opportunities for legitimate rage. I don’t need any “they didn’t do this, but they would have, if they had the chance...” rage, thanks.

He straight-up talked about having had sex with dudes.

If somebody says “abstinence” I’m gonna start setting shit on fire.

Counterpoint: Anything that includes a mandatory “twizzle sequence” could never, in a million years, be sexy.

You seem like somebody who has really strong feelings about a TV show that was relevant 20 years ago.

This gives me THE TINGLES.

It’s called “dedication.” Look it up.