Sorry, I just came over from the “horny teen literature” post and there are about a thousand “Flowers In the Attic” posts, so....

OMG, my dad had a copy of Nancy Friday’s “Men in Love” which was just a compilation of dudes writing in with their J/O stories. I pretty much broke my wiener off.

I’m not crying, you dicks!

I HAVE TO KNOW.

Poor Mike Pence! He has a sad in his feels! Why are people so mean to his feels? I mean, it’s not like he tried to DO anything to them, (except deny them the right to get married, seek housing or live without the fear of being tortured into a “cure.”)   

Sorry, Soo Jin is dead by the end of the first season. We all know it.

I have a question, also:

HER NAME IS KELLY ROWLAND.

There totally was. Also, this is the sort of theater production that I would give up a kidney to avoid.

If there is only one shark, is it actually “Left Shark” or is it just “Shark”?

As garbage as we know this company is, how hyper-garbage do you have to be to get let go for not reaching their standards?

Roseanne Barr blocked me, but I’m not even that mad because she is a distended anus.

I’m confused. If the police didn’t do anything, how was she indicted?

This is quality shade.

What ever happened to throwing shoes?

Yeah, I’m pretty sure that people are giving her way too much credit in either direction. Pretty sure her process went something like, “This is a clothes. I will wear it.”

He looks like he smells like farts, feet and balls.

Technically you are wrong, but so incredibly slightly wrong that the person calling it out just looks like a dime-store vinegar douche.

OMG, those edges. Ma’am, a wig is not a hat. You do not just throw it on on your way out the door.

“Lost everything”? Not even close.