Go fuck yourself with your “red herring”. Republicans have been weaponizing morality for decades.

Looks like Don Junior is fixin’ to learn some valuable information about himself...

No, he actually LOOKS LIKE THAT!

And the thing about stupid motherfuckers is that they sound smart to themselves...

That’s the prettiest lamp I ever saw.

There are plenty of opportunities for legitimate rage. I don’t need any “they didn’t do this, but they would have, if they had the chance...” rage, thanks.

He straight-up talked about having had sex with dudes.

If somebody says “abstinence” I’m gonna start setting shit on fire.

Counterpoint: Anything that includes a mandatory “twizzle sequence” could never, in a million years, be sexy.

You seem like somebody who has really strong feelings about a TV show that was relevant 20 years ago.

This gives me THE TINGLES.

It’s called “dedication.” Look it up.

Sorry, I just came over from the “horny teen literature” post and there are about a thousand “Flowers In the Attic” posts, so....

OMG, my dad had a copy of Nancy Friday’s “Men in Love” which was just a compilation of dudes writing in with their J/O stories. I pretty much broke my wiener off.

I’m not crying, you dicks!

I HAVE TO KNOW.

Poor Mike Pence! He has a sad in his feels! Why are people so mean to his feels? I mean, it’s not like he tried to DO anything to them, (except deny them the right to get married, seek housing or live without the fear of being tortured into a “cure.”)   

Sorry, Soo Jin is dead by the end of the first season. We all know it.

I have a question, also:

HER NAME IS KELLY ROWLAND.