There totally was. Also, this is the sort of theater production that I would give up a kidney to avoid.

If there is only one shark, is it actually “Left Shark” or is it just “Shark”?

As garbage as we know this company is, how hyper-garbage do you have to be to get let go for not reaching their standards?

Roseanne Barr blocked me, but I’m not even that mad because she is a distended anus.

I’m confused. If the police didn’t do anything, how was she indicted?

This is quality shade.

What ever happened to throwing shoes?

Yeah, I’m pretty sure that people are giving her way too much credit in either direction. Pretty sure her process went something like, “This is a clothes. I will wear it.”

He looks like he smells like farts, feet and balls.

Technically you are wrong, but so incredibly slightly wrong that the person calling it out just looks like a dime-store vinegar douche.

OMG, those edges. Ma’am, a wig is not a hat. You do not just throw it on on your way out the door.

“Lost everything”? Not even close.

The only way it could get worse, (and by “worse” I mean “even better,”) is if he were called to pray for him.

Well, because they get away with it. They have been for decades.

I had an “investigator” approach me and several colleagues about a co-worker and say, “We are investigating (co-worker). Have you noticed anything that might be considered inappropriate behavior toward children?We later learned that the investigator was working for CoS.

“I have daughters.”

Also, don’t release covers of Bob Marley songs. That shit was TERRIBLE.

Yes. If you have been going to the same hairdresser since 1960, then they piss you off, and you stop going to them, it is fair to say that you “fired” them. It is not technically accurate, but it is understood.

“Well, the one girl had the other girl attacked with a crowbar, but the other girl always seemed like a total bitch, sooooooo....”

Do fish have butts?