I have not thought about this exact question, but I HAVE wondered what Hagrid’s dick looked like. Also, that I would 100% do it with Hagrid.

Whaaaaaat? This has not been my experience. I mean, I’ll give you libertarian, but not liberal. That said, my experience with people who describe themselves as libertarian tend to skew racist.

This is offensive. Who the fuck has brunch on a WEDNESDAY?!

The thing is, I don’t think anybody was cut for her. I think there were 14, then Tyra was like, “Okay, maybe 15!” And I’m betting she’s gone in the next two weeks. (But you are correct. She was fucking terrible.)

I was yelling at the TV, “Khyrystyhahnyha!! Detach, girl! DETACH!!!”

No, thank you.

I’m not really getting the idea that he leads a particularly examined life....

You mean the photo directly under the words ”Before Erin Jackson became a U.S. Olympic speedskater, she was a roller derby star.”?

Nice try! I’m 100% not going to google that.

I really hope that when you’re grieving the loss of a partner, there is somebody close-by to talk shit about what they’ve always hated about you.

You seem like a super compassionate and nice person.

Right? This is the intersection of appropriation, (in the same way that I got caught “appropriating” a pack of Now n’ Laters from the store when I was 8,) and pure, distilled Beckery.

“But if when I called a black person...”

Ivanka looks like what would happen if you put a bunch of really expensive clothing and make-up on a hemorrhoid.

They are most likely thinking, “I have been doing this for years with no repercussions. Yay for me.”

RIP

Rudy Nureyev, tho? Not so much.

I also call “bullshit,” but on different grounds. I say it’s because she grossly overestimates the importance of her dumb job.

I’m just going to keep repeating this until somebody in power listens to me:

Maybe one of those crocheted toilet paper covers. Y’know, with the doll?