Fuck, I want fried chicken so bad right now.

Ummmmmmm... I don’t know that I would say “no gay actors.”

It’s wins that count, not credit.

Venus, not Serena.

What’s Italian for “nice guy”?

I don’t know who most of these people are and I’m OK with that. That said, that one fat dude in the cowboy hat could GET IT. I’d bang that guy like a drum.

So scratchy, tho...

I think there’s a difference between “model” and “top model” though.

But, but, but... Mariah doesn’t even SING anymore! She just sort of stumbles around and phones in a note or two. If she really cared about her fans, she’d hire a Mariah Carey drag-queen to perform “live” for her.

Why isn’t anyone talking about white-on-white violence?

LOL. She has ONE purpose. (HINT: It starts with “H” and rhymes with “schmer own fucking self.”)

Team “No One”. They’re both so awful.

Yeah, but we also know what she is.

If only there was some way we could have known that the police were prone to act out violently. WHY WERE WHITE PEOPLE NOT INFORMED?!

Whatfuckingever. Hollywood doesn’t need another theme-party.

“Willing to serve in it”?!
Pump the brakes. She got fired! FIIIIIIIIIIRED AND DRAAAAAAAGGED FROM THE BUILDING. This is not a person who was unwilling to serve in the administration.

Fuck, that was DELICIOUS.

I don’t think they have a black? Don’t they just have a Jew?

Yeah, this is total bullshit. The headline promised that I would LOSE AN AFTERNOON. I lost maybe 45 seconds before I was like, “Oh, this is a dumb stunt.” MAYBE 45 SECONDS. I have serious procrastinating to do and this is weak-ass shit.

Take your fucking star and get out.