“Awareness”? You spelled “fifty five thousand dollars” wrong.

I think it’s cute that you think there is some sort of accountability in his future. “As Vice President, I swore an oath to support this country and her president. I upheld my oath to God, blah blah blah...”

Alternate recap: I learned how to act from watching reality television, I have poor impulse control and I literally can not be taken anywhere.

Recap: Everyone acts like me and people who actually know how to act are psychopaths.

This is solid work.

I just hope ANTM doesn’t get the stink of it’s shittiness all over RPDR.

Right? And this guy is giving away three scarves a day?! It takes me a month to make a scarf if I am REALLY trying.

Push harder.

I just thought she was, like, eating them or smoking them or something.

I dunno, he was pretty yoked in “Split”.

Right? I mean... Kentucky.

Where’s the lie, tho?

They have gay sex in parliament!? Sign me up!

This is some rage-inducing shit, right here. I had a roommate in the mid-90's who believed in this bullshit. (HIV doesn’t cause AIDS, medication is poison, yoga and meditation and wheatgrass, blah blah blah.) Then, one day at the doctor’s office, his doc was like, “You know you have KS, right? I’d like to bring in…

“It wasn’t homophobic! It was just misogynist!” Nice save, bruh.

Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?

This is the everythingest everything that ever everythinged.

Really. You are really going to use the “I just used a pejorative that has a very specific meaning, but I totally didn’t mean it in the way that every single person here, including myself, knows that I meant it,” line of bullshit?

Gross. Both songs are hot, wet garbage and I blame Paul.

LOL. Dead.