May I suggest “Fly By Night” by Rush?

Fuck, I would love to say that I’m surprised by this. I wish I was surprised. I am not surprised. Not even a little bit. Fucking assholes.

Go re-read that. “Britney’s mom’s parenting book”

This is some Flowers in the Attic shit right here.

That’s Catfish. It’s awesome. And terrible.

*also feelings

I don’t even tell the joke. I just say punchlines. Very efficient.

Fine. Good luck getting your wish. I hope that works out for you.

I don’t think you have any idea what an asshole you sound like.

Go eat a bucket of shit.

They can’t have anything that they could use for design outside of the challenges. (Rulers, sketch pads, patterns, internets, etc.)

I’m 0% surprised, but also only maybe 3% care.

Wait. Just wait. You’re putting threesomes and graduation ceremonies on the same level? I don’t know what school you went to, but...

Thanks for the laugh, dude. As a fellow nut-haver, I call bullshit. Your balls are not so big that you can’t fit them in a subway seat. Always comfortably? Maybe not, but still totally possible. That’s the problem right there, though. You’re worried about your nuts being comfy enough if you only get one seat,…

I call “bullshit” on this. Not even one of them dies of dick cancer? NOT ONE?!

Sorry, but the only thing I need to know about this company is that they donated money to Prop 8 in California. (Yes, I DO hold a grudge. Why do you ask?)

What’s a Deckard?

You said it yourself. This is a terrible character in a terribly written series. Why WOULD she want to play it?

You spelled “the trash” wrong.

Dances with Smurfs