You spelled “man’s throbbing penis” wrong.

Really? You see this open mockery as “normalizing and validating”?

You do know that the government inpsects about 2% of the food you consume, right?

BUT HOW DO WE KNOW WHICH FOODS ARE SAFE TO BE EATEN AND WHICH ARE NOT?! HOW CAN WE BE EXPECTED TO KNOW WITHOUT MEDICAL INTERVENTION?

You should probably have to get a medical license to prepare food also. I mean, IT GOES INTO YOUR BODY.

Did you know that you can actually pay someone to clean your house without the threat of CPS taking your children away?

I would straight-up call CPS on you, rich whiteness notwithstanding.

100% would bang. Vigorously.

I think people are gross and fucked.

Why does that one top have a belly-button? Also, I get where he’s going, but the colors are so.... yawn.

All I really need to know about Wendy is that she’s a shitty garbage person.

I don’t think that’s what he was saying. Also, I don’t think you’re comparing apples to apples.

Wow, your casual homophobia is so edgy.

Yeah, I think calling somebody a cocksucker is pretty imperfect.

I once saw a straight white Republican refer to himself as a TERF. It hurt my brain.

I saw “arseholes”.

I was team “La Llorona” up until this match-up. Cyborg is my ride-or-die.

I think there is a word for making people do work for free...

I think it’s because sphinx has a really compelling color story.

You had me at drowning kids.