The Lion and The Cobra is one of my top 10 albums of all time.

Somebody I know posted on FB about how we shouldn’t worry because they weren’t at either of their Florida homes this week and, even if there’s damage, they have really great insurance through (name of insurance company.)

I dunno, though. I think it might just be youth. As an old gay, I remember being a young gay and thinking that I had to BE GAY in order to be gay. Sort of like there was an expectation of GAYNESS to my gayness. It was pretty performative and, in retrospect, embarrassing. That said, meh, who cares?

Same. I think I could use a lot of my existing wardrobe.

“Common” isn’t the same as “understandable”.

Does it? I’m willing to bet that, for a certain segment of our population, it’s aspirational.

I, a 45 year old man, had that same thought.

Yeah, this is a straight-up hostage situation.

Cut the ex in half?

Same.

Could you just drink stouts and porters without the pumpkin, or whatever?

As an actual Chris, I vote for Jason or Robert, but I can’t be mad if it ends up being Chris.

Let’s not pretend that Jezebel is above it. If you put Katy Perry and Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj and Remi Ma on that island, you’d be all up in it.

I’m sorry you’re so oppressed. It must be very difficult for you.

My religion (cult) is the one where he grows his full beard back, takes off all his clothes and rolls around on a vinyl shower curtain with a tub of butter-flavored Crisco. Excuse me, I have to go... pray.

OMG, my aunt was all, “He has such an innocent face.” I was like, “No, the word you’re looking for is ‘pale,’”

Sorry, but it’s the facts. As we have learned again and again, privilege isn’t about how you identify. It’s about how you are perceived. She received the privilege of being a white man, even if that isn’t how she identified.

I’m so jealous of you. It was so bad that it made me angry. Everyone around me was like, “OMG IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING AND DEEP AND WOW I HAVE SEEN IT FIVE TIMES AND I AM GOING TO NAME MY NEXT CAT NAUVOO.” One guy cried because it was so beautiful.

I don’t have a dog in this fight, and I’m ashamed for knowing enough to ask this, but what’s up with the backup dancers? I thought that the whole “beef” was because the dancers left Katy’s tour to go work on Taylor’s tour? If she’s such a monster, why would they go?

I’ve said it before, (seriously,) and I’ll say it again, (because it needs saying,) Tony the Tiger could get it. Like, I’d even be the lady.