I’m just glad that I don’t need Ancestry.com to tell me that I’m not Native American. (I pretty much only like to touch strangers.)

Technically is was “dusty”, which is even funnier.

Baloo from The Jungle Book could straight up GET IT.

I think there is probably some middle ground between not having friends and having a “squad”. Like, maybe she has friends, but she didn’t tell you about it?

She is the grossest, most putrid imitation of a human being I have ever seen. So crass and genuinely unlikable.

Just use bulletpoints.

I get insane cravings for chocolate chip cookies after sex. Sometimes even during. I’ve been known to be like, “Hang on. BRB....”

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

I also do.

Why is no one talking about the important question here?

Seriously. When dudes get all defensive about shit like this, I always feel like, “OK, thank you for identifying yourself.”

You mean the money she gets for the painting that was never for sale?

It’s like a tiddy-robe.

I heart Woodford.

He’s supposed to be funny?! Oh, I mostly just want to bang him.

A-ca-cello.

Congratulations! That came off exactly as bitchy as you intended it to!

Armie Hammer is a fucking delight and a treasure. That is all.

Seriously. It’s cringe-inducing. Theon Greyjoy is watching him and going, “Fuck, dude. Grow some dignity.”

Just because they’re only looking to have her work banned from a prestigious institution and not from other, shittier institutions, doesn’t mean it isn’t censorship.