Really? I found it delightful.

I’m not proud of it, but Euron could totally get it.

Because you’re projecting your feelings about your experiences on to others. If it’s not a problem for them, then it’s not their problem.

She’s giving us STEVIE NICKS REALNESS.

There are issues for YOU in glorifying YOUR behavior in active addiction by calling what YOU were doing...

Charlize: “It’s pretty dark out here. I’m getting scared!”

It could be worse. You do THIS for attention.

No, the server just leaves it on the last check of the night. Say my first table orders two cokes. I ring them in and drop the check. Then when I go to cash them out, I move the cokes to another table that is also having cokes and keep the difference. Repeat until you have your last set of tables, then whoever…

We don’t deserve Stevie Nicks.

“Whoosh!” says the joke as it sails over your head.

Props to Aimee for this bit of shade:

You know what you should 100% NOT DO? You should 100% NOT find this boy on Facebook and send these pics to him. You know how I know this? I know this because the girl who loved me in the 8th grade recently did this.

Have you not heard of this family?

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

I hadn’t heard of Migos until a few weeks ago, but since then, everything I’ve heard has me convinced that they are total dicks.

Pretty sure it’s a golf ball. As a life-long checker outer of baskets, I assure you that unless his dick is growing out of his hip, that is not his dick.

WHY IS THE LIST DELETED?

Cake can suck my ass.

If anything, I think the internet should be outraged that she’s a thirsty-ass try-hard and her album is terrible. Maybe I didn’t get enough sleep last night, but I would like to hold a prom and invite her and all those other other vapid famous people, (all Kardashians, Jenners, Blac Chyna, Beyonce, Jay-Z, Taylor…

There are easily a million reasons to dump Madonna. She is the fucking worst.