I would call it shade if she had tried even a tiny bit to make it not seem like exactly what it is. But it’s so... direct.

Congratulations! You win the “Trying Way Too Hard To Be Offended” award today! Nobody said that bisexuality and monogamy are mutually exclusive. If you read that post and that was your take-away, you’re a dildo.

It’s not. You should just stay miserable fore the rest of your life.

I, personally, love to see a big, floppy dong. But that’s just me.

Martha is a pretty, pretty girl and I would snuggle the fuck out of her.

What, are you a fucking genie?

It’s weird how you say you have sources, but instead of posting them, you just keep talking shit...

Blake needs to get some fucking moisturizer, STAT!

Could seth Rogen get it, YN?

Apropos of almost nothing: I think that French Montana is the stupidest name for a person, ever.

Because, if I’m a black queen and you’re a black queen, I can’t CALL you a black queen. That’s not a read, that’s just a fact.

Now I REALLY want to hear the holocaust joke.

As much as I hate to interrupt a good rage-stroke, you might want to educate yourself on Species Survival Plan programs.

Yeah, poor thing. SHE FUCKING KILLED A GUY.

Baby hippo, for sure. Stubbier legs.

SHUDDER. NATURE IS FUCKING GROSS.

Yeah, I have an English bulldog, so I look at this hippo and I’m like, “I already have one of these.”

Being at an after party with grown up theater kids sounds fucking exhausting.

I work for a big company with a national sales team of about 800 people. We lose at least one employee to national sales meeting related HR violations every single year.