You’re so cool. I hope you’re proud of yourself.

They’re donut holes. Not exactly revolutionary.

Pence only eats Mother’s pie.

I can tell you what NOT to do:

Dude was definitely a douche, but also not white.

Yeah, it seems like total woo-woo yoni power bullshit. It is also an ugly patch.

Counterpoint: I totally do want to see this.

I hate Greta Van Susteren so much it makes my eyes hurt.

Yeah, I was like, “Hearse.... coffin... BECKY?!”

No, Bill. NO!

On top of an already shitty news week, the amount of not-shade in the world just makes everything shittier.

A) Yay for your user name.

Please turn in your penis.

You actually see examples of people it looks good on all the time. When it looks good, you don’t even notice it.

Just the brown ones, plz.

I found that it was easier to watch it if I remembered that he’s going to end up sad at the end.

Yeah, I was like, “Oh. Spellbound.”

DO NOT WANT

Also, see a doctor twice a year.

I have recently rediscovered my love for Spam. The best hangover breakfast in the world is spam, eggs over easy and rice with butter.