I'm amazed she doesn't have traction alopecia from all that weight. I have baby fine hair and can't grow it past the small of my back with out getting major head and neck ache. Not to mention I wind up sitting on it and jerking my head back and it gets shut in car doors, accidentally zipped into my pants or tucked…

Of course they try to say that, but we tell them it's just a myth that developed from the damn fish dying due to lack of a proper environment. If that doesn't discourage them we tell them how big fish can break tanks. If we get the "I'll just dump it in the Hudson then" I tell them to expect a visit from the DEC. They…

Pacu are HUGE skittish swimming nut crackers and their bites hurt like hell (a small one can easily break a finger). I work in a pet store and even when we had ones pushing a foot in length people never believed how big they got and that you need a minimum tank size of 1000 gallons for a school. I was so happy when…

I don't know but I would not be surprised if she does.

Yeah... 8. Her cousin home schools him and he hardly has any contact with kids his own age or even adults outside of his home and church group. I hope to death my coworker is exaggerating the fuck out of this story because I weep for this child.

I should send this to one of my coworkers. She was just telling me the other day about her cousin that was visiting from Florida. Apparently she has an 8 year old that still goes in a stroller and won't walk more than 5 feet with out whining to be carried.

The only problem with this is H&M's clothing is so inconsistent in fit. I can't buy anything there with out trying on multiples of the same item. That said I love online shopping because it's easier to find what I want and I don't have to deal with obnoxious people... which my local H&M unfortunately employs.

I don't like Greek yogurt, but my local grocery store has replaced nearly all the regular yogurt with Greek. Perhaps it's an Upstate NY thing?

I'm totally white*, but I have an "exotic" sounding name and every time people meet me for the first time they ask me what nationality I am. Many a time the conversation has gone like this:

I kind of like the Kate Moss cellphone stuff, but I don't have an iPhone and I don't think I could pry off my current phone case if I tried. That fucker is on tight lmao.

I'll have whatever that little goat is having. It looks delicious.

You can get this one on ebay

TINY HANDS. CREEPY TINY HANDS.

I used to have that wig /no shame. I think i bought it for like $15 on ebay.

Why do people want to touch other people's hair? Occasionally I do some weird shit to my hair and people always ask to touch it. I almost always let them but it's such a weird thing to ask. 9 times out of 10 what they're asking to touch is synthetic and it blows their mind when I pop it off and hand it to them LOL.

HMMM IDK about this overall but Fiddy is selling it

I work in a pet store and I deal with asshole kids all week long. I don't know what it is about pet fish of all fucking things, but it really brings out the worst in children (and adults for that matter). One of the worst brat-creatures I had to deal with was a boy around 8 or 9, while talking to his mom about caring…

He said he won't file a police report because that would be "girly"... giving him the Sophia Loren Side Eye so hard right now.

I had an awful time in Girl Scouts. The troop leader collected dues but never did a damn thing with them. We never went on any trips or did anything outside of our old firehouse turned meeting place. We did uber boring crafts like making bracelets and painting pre-made bird houses. I hated it but my mom wouldn't let…

Butter Deen will rise again. I'm sure they'll show reruns of her show and/ or just put her boring son on his own show. I know they won't stay away from Our Lady of Butter's cash cow for long once the shit storm blows over. I don't have high hopes for the Food Network to do anything other than what's best for their…