People also aren’t accustomed to items using genuine satin and velvet, which are cared for differently than their synthetic cousins.

So you would make a case that the President can force newspapers to publish anything he demands, under the argument it’s an official statement?

I don’t believe the government should pass any laws preventing this school from having this policy, so long as the school gets zero benefits from tax dollars. But that doesn't mean it is fucking dumb and evil and we should all call their policy out as dumb and evil.

Actually, banning him from Twitter would accomplish something. It would accomplish denying him a platform for his messaging.

It’s not about censoring the president. It’s about de-platforming. Alex Jones and Milo may claim censorship, but Twitter is better off as a platform without their ilk.

I recently setup online access at a bank for my HSA. Their password requirements were from the 90's: Length can’t be longer than 10 characters and can be as short as 8 characters. No 2FA.

You see how the other teammate didn’t make the college team though. I love karma!

Oh, it finally happened -- they made a “coming of age” show for people younger than me. I’m officially too old to be of any value in society. :(

I was going to say it was dumb the other way. If you really think the kid is counterfeiting, call the Secret Service. How do you come up with a suspension for a 15 year federal felony? Especially if the note is convincing enough that the only way the worker could tell is with a marker. 

The other dancers continued to support their white fired coach, simply moving the events off school property and excluding Sturdivant.

1) This is so dumb.

Listening to music with explicit lyrics isn’t keeping them from performing their jobs. Smoking a pipe will though. See the distinction? Like someone else said, don’t shelter your kids. Use it as a teaching moment. They’re going to hear this shit at some point in their lives, and they probably already have.

Your children are most likely exposed to profanity around their friends. 

There’s something weird about getting to a point in life where I’m reading authors younger than myself. Katherine Arden is great and I look forward to reading whatever else she writes in the future.

A union that isn’t legally allowed to strike would look pretty silly if it had a strike fund.

4 to 5 sexual partners and 2 to 3 committed relationships by age 27 is literally me. I feel good about it. Sounds like Average Anna and I would be good friends! 

Being in debt is okay. That’s how leveraging works.

Any Calvin and Hobbes reference deserves the maximum level of stars, if there is one.

I know what I’d do if I was in her class:

Honestly why would Canada even accept immigrants from the US? How do they know we aren’t radicalized by the NRA or the Christian church? What if we aren’t sending our best to Canada?