Drumroll please!

(Note: I’m not a doctor but I’ve been on PrEP for 5+ years and have many friends who are involved in PrEP and HIV advocacy)

The grift that keeps on giving.

So, the story does not make it clear, but are we certain the wine was directly in a Pringles can? Or was a bottle of wine stuck in the can?

I love snowy Marzipan.

He really does see the beauty in a Washington landscape that is all white.

All of the “Gee willikers...Looky at the purty snow. Makes me all humble,” doesn’t even BEGIN to make up for his racist bullshit.

I’m around fentanyl and fentanyl users quite often. I’ve even used narcan on ODing folks. I did not get high, I did not OD. This is confusing as fuck to me.

Semen allergies are rare but real.

I don’t know about you, but when semen spends any time on my skin, it makes me itch like mad. Maybe I’m just allergic. 

I am a gay man. When I was in college I had one-night stand with a fellow collegian.

I don't even think it's tinfoil-hatting to point out that Trump hates Bezos and The Enquirer loves Trump. 

Supposedly he showed up and behave like a professional while she threw regular tantrums.

Buried the lede & missed the point by a mile. This is NOT about Bezos’s excruciatingly-sweet love texts— this is about Donald Trump using his National Enquirer to publicly embarrass his financial nemesis.

If when you go into a public restroom, you are more concerned about someone else’s genitals than emptying the contents of your own bladder, then you need to fuck right off this planet.

Re: Bezos:

I agree. He’s expressing love, not that wants to jump her bones. People can dog him for cheating, but I wouldn’t criticize him for the texts. Are they corny? Absolutely. Is it almost impossible to write a text expressing love that is not on some level corny? Absolutely.

I’m with Bezos on this one. I think it’s sweet, it expresses deep passion and emotion and isn’t really about sex, it is about love. He’s offering to caress her and stare deeply into her eyes. I mean, he is married so that part is gross, but you’re not criticizing that. You are conflating romantic texts with sexts an…

What if Arrested Development focused on just Gob and Lindsay? It's like that (read: amazing).

it's been so-so for me so far.. until i got to whatever episode Catherine Ohara was teaching the class room full of kids acting while loaded on antidepressants, that had my hysterically laughing. Why did Catherine Ohara never blow up? She must have had the chance and didn't want that much fame or something…