I don't even think it's tinfoil-hatting to point out that Trump hates Bezos and The Enquirer loves Trump. 

Supposedly he showed up and behave like a professional while she threw regular tantrums.

Buried the lede & missed the point by a mile. This is NOT about Bezos’s excruciatingly-sweet love texts— this is about Donald Trump using his National Enquirer to publicly embarrass his financial nemesis.

If when you go into a public restroom, you are more concerned about someone else’s genitals than emptying the contents of your own bladder, then you need to fuck right off this planet.

Re: Bezos:

I agree. He’s expressing love, not that wants to jump her bones. People can dog him for cheating, but I wouldn’t criticize him for the texts. Are they corny? Absolutely. Is it almost impossible to write a text expressing love that is not on some level corny? Absolutely.

I’m with Bezos on this one. I think it’s sweet, it expresses deep passion and emotion and isn’t really about sex, it is about love. He’s offering to caress her and stare deeply into her eyes. I mean, he is married so that part is gross, but you’re not criticizing that. You are conflating romantic texts with sexts an…

Buddhist here.

It’s certainly hollywood new agey buddhist.

I was an EMT, I treated strokes.

If you can’t talk, just call 911 and keep the line open. If you don’t respond, or if you can just moan, they’ll send the fire department to investigate.

The EMTs need to keep you from choking, so they’ll likely lay you down on your side so they can vacuum out your airway in case you…

And I think it also has to do with Obama being willing to take a ‘no’. Trump knows damn well that being pushy can open all kinds of doors and get you what you want. I don’t think Democrats should be that way too, but the networks should have had the spines to not waste their time, their money, and their credibility on…

I’m genuinely curious, what part of this read to you like she was questioning his sexuality? I mean, obviously I’ve heard the rumors, but mostly I just thought she was commenting on how weird a couple the two of them are - most politicians don’t date actresses.  

We need more presidents with beards! Also boobs. More presidents with boobs.

Kevin Hart is a terrible crime scene investigator and Ellen is sloppy about labeling evidence. 

I’m relieved to hear that she’s hospitalized/being evaluated and didn’t die by suicide. I love her music (hilarious, unabashed, frank, sexually catholic, perfect for remixes with Wii Shop music) and am sending the best to both the recovery of her physical body and for her to have all the support she needs for her…

If it were AOC she’d swap with Waters since it’s one Senator and one House member. I don’t know, though... Waters and Harris have a certain gravitas that AOC hasn’t yet had time to develop (though I’m confident she will) and both of them have a history of dealing with the president’s shit that AOC doesn’t. Gives them…

Because they’re both awful public speakers?

Real leaders know when to delegate responsibility.

But like Jeffrey Dahmer, this guy has learned that he can walk away from death of a minority gay dude, unscathed. White people and everyone else need to be more cautious and cognizant of evil.

This guy’s finances don’t really make much sense. He claims to have made $1mil in the late 80s selling his company. That’s a lot of money but it isn’t living in WEHo giving millions to candidates money.