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If you are an adult traveling to a foreign country, you must absolutely learn 10-12 words/phrases to help you get around and also demonstrate a modicum of respect for the culture and people you are visiting. This seems like common sense but I was mortified when I travelled to France a few years ago with a class of MBA

To be fair, though, it sounds like Konner is actually even worse, based on the context. Not that that sort of incrementalism matters, when you’re already down a pit toilet.

And now, for the strangest thing all night:

Check your local public library for free passes too -- year round.

I get that you don’t think you were, but I want to be very clear about something - if a women says she would do something in self-defense against a sexual assault (or anything else, but especially this), and you take time out of your day to drop into the conversation to let her know that her action in defense of self w

You’re a real asshole coming in here with that shit, you know that?

*blink* *blink* Except that they’ve had this program going for at least several years? But it is, indeed, a good one.

That was my first thought as well. Dude is waiving his power all over the place, but oh now it’s suddenly bad because she’s 17? Then again, the reaction of the crowd during the entire thing kind of indicates this sort of behavior is not only allowed but rewarded in that setting. Either way, I hope this thing blows up

Obviously her being underage makes it 10 times worse, but pulling a random woman out of the crowd to kiss and fondle is creepy in general

Apropos of nothing, but my very favorite styling of the Obamas was during their state dinner with the Chinese president and his wife:

It’s explained in Article II, “. . . . If said President was the victor in the greatest election of all time, Impeachment must be determined as stated previously except that, if impeached, Congress shall construct mankind’s greatest Catapult from whence said President shall be ceremoniously launched in the direction

This month, my goal is to purge/clean the apartment (we do it every year; after the holidays the place is beat to shit) and then buy all new underwear and bras, so it’s a bit of a cycle. However, nice new underthings and unstuffed dresser drawers will indeed spark joy!

And if it’s happened to one, it’s happened to others (unless it’s a partner/spouse rape). I hope every coma/vegetative patient on site is checked for sexual assault.

It’s hard to be obese when you can’t feed yourself for a decade. Unless the staff was force feeding her like a goose, as well as raping her.

Oh my god. This immediately brought to mind the scene in Kill Bill where the hospital attendant had been assaulting her while she was in her coma and just jesus fucking christ. This poor woman.

Hey, I hear there’s a great documentary he could watch that would explain the whole thing!

Lighthouse keeper, sure, but no way I would run an inn. Waiting on people, putting up with their demands and complaints? Cleaning up after them, being polite and smiley all the time. No thank you!!! What’s the point of living on a remote island if you have to be a maid to a bunch of people?

Is there a reason why articles about Coachella elide that Phil Anschutz is a rabid right-winger who uses his Coachella money to fund anti-LGBTQ causes?