Is it weird i’m only considering watching this because of the accents?

I dated this guy in high school.  Not surprised by this at all.

We’ve restored public lands “for the benefit & enjoyment of the people,”

Ive never had an issue saying that I'd prefer not.

Only if you think immigrants never assimilate into their new country and they continue being immigrants for generations. 

Not saying I need therapy for every random touch I have to endure from strangers (and there are a lot), but as someone on the autism spectrum I am extremely touch averse. If I’m having a bad time already it can really genuinely fuck with me. There are plenty of reasons people might not wish to be touched and I don’t…

Seriously this. Hourly workers aren’t getting paid for the day off - only salaried workers are.

This commenter literally doesn’t know what the word literally means . . . or shit, but for at least one of these words the commenter is confused as to the meaning.   

Critic Jamilah Lemieux at one point wonders if “I Believe I Can Fly,” the hit from the 1996 children’s film Space Jam, redeemed Kelly in the eyes of the public because he was making children’s media. And when Lisa Van Allen then talks about having sex as a teenager with Kelly in his gym, which was plastered with…

Wow. There’s a difference between edgy comedy and just being a dick. At least be funny if you’re going to be an asshole, I thought this had been established since Lenny Bruce and George Carlin. 

Ah, the Giuliani Defense.

Step 1: “My client committed no crime.”
Step 2: “What my client did was not a crime.”
Step 3: “Who among us hasn’t committed a crime?” 

Oh! Two more great things I completely forgot to include in my first post. So I had a credit on Delta that I needed to book by yesterday or lose it, and it was a decent chunk of change. Not like Europe flight chunk, but definitely enough that I wasn’t willing to leave it on the table. So I finally picked a trip. I’m…

That’s right up there with “It’s not my fault, she made me hit her.”

I’m giving up self-deprivation. (Not self-deprecation, which is a whole other animal that I can’t give up anytime soon.) Life’s too short to not eat the cake.

This year, I’m giving up my uterus!! And at least one of my ov’s!!

The constitution covers your ass. Requiring them to justify their reason in order to be excused from pledging allegiance kind of contradicts the point; participating in the pledge is, by law, voluntary (it’s not required without proper justification for not participating).

If Ley’s mom doesn’t present Ass Team of the Year at the 2019 Deadspin awards it will prove life is meaningless and has no purpose.

Few things that just recently hit me.

Shoot, might as well have the other kids write why they support it too.  I wonder which group will have better thought out reasons?

*sigh* Calvin’s right. . .