Godzilla: Alderman of the Monsters 

you come for pluto, you better watch uranus.

Well the pizza boy is from Riverdale, but dead there too. However the principal going missing should be noticed and it’s not like her character and the principal were ...

Looking at the site I think it’s actually $48 per candle which is insane.

It’s far too soon to politicize this tragedy with calls for arrow control.

I feel like Asians having the highest average earnings is from a smaller sample size being skewed by Emma Stone.

In one post on Gab before the shooting, Clark described himself as the “Meth-Smoking, Pipe bomb making, mailman-murding . . . Che Guevara of the altright,” according to court docs.

You and Trebeck probably would have opposed changes such as the forward pass, the shot clock and Bob Dylan using an electric guitar. 

Alternately,

TBF, 90% of Salty’s answers can also be boiled down to “Tip more always, forever.”

“Salty, my barista coworker threw a hot cup of coffee in my face during an on-shift psychotic breakdown. Should I tip $1 or $5 in that situation?”

(We come from France.)

Also, “No need to overthink it” - after she listed out a half-dozen reasons why they should tip. 

Did you actually think there was a even a remote possibility The Salty Waitress would tell you to not tip?

Counterpoint, I enjoyed Tosh.0

Like that camera, middle class families are extinct.

I won’t be happy until this guy is behind uneven bars

This might lose me some friends here, and excuse me for this Hot Take, but I’m just going to come out and say it...I’m starting to think that Ted Cruz is kind of unlikable.

Replace "Smith" with "Churchill" and I agree.

Does the technician get to affix a little sticker of a fighter jet to the outside of his toolbox now?