Yeah, but his wife, Virginia Tech, makes a mean shepherd’s pie so there’s that...

Godzilla: Alderman of the Monsters 

you come for pluto, you better watch uranus.

Well the pizza boy is from Riverdale, but dead there too. However the principal going missing should be noticed and it’s not like her character and the principal were ...

Soooooo... you’re saying we’re not getting that monorail after all?

Looking at the site I think it’s actually $48 per candle which is insane.

It’s far too soon to politicize this tragedy with calls for arrow control.

I feel like Asians having the highest average earnings is from a smaller sample size being skewed by Emma Stone.

So it wasn’t just his heart that grew three sizes?

As funny as the story is, it’s a nice ending that they were returned to the woods alive as opposed to how rabies is generally tested for. It would have sucked to have them euthanised only to find out “whoops - it wasn’t rabies”.

In one post on Gab before the shooting, Clark described himself as the “Meth-Smoking, Pipe bomb making, mailman-murding . . . Che Guevara of the altright,” according to court docs.

You and Trebeck probably would have opposed changes such as the forward pass, the shot clock and Bob Dylan using an electric guitar. 

Now it’s Toy Story 4: The Search for Spork.

Alternately,

TBF, 90% of Salty’s answers can also be boiled down to “Tip more always, forever.”

“Salty, my barista coworker threw a hot cup of coffee in my face during an on-shift psychotic breakdown. Should I tip $1 or $5 in that situation?”

(We come from France.)

Also, “No need to overthink it” - after she listed out a half-dozen reasons why they should tip. 

Did you actually think there was a even a remote possibility The Salty Waitress would tell you to not tip?

Counterpoint, I enjoyed Tosh.0