What’s a Tia Mowry, some kind of compact car?

By Jove, he’s lost it again!

Floridaman Strikes Again!

The vibe I got off that whole trip to Paris thing was that Macron doing some sort of “Dinner for Schmucks” dare with the rest of the EU leadership.

It was more of a Willy Wonka, “Stop. No. Don’t.”

If I had to die, being blown to death would pretty much be at the top of my list.

“Ironically enough, this is the same reason she gave for divorcing Guy Ritchie..”

Its more for the ironic effect than my desire to cause them actual physical pain. But noted for future reference.

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Don’t worry, as a dude it’s highly unlikely that you’d experience anywhere near the amount of bullshit that this poor gal did if your car needed a repair.

I have a pretty wide capacity for crankiness, don’t worry your pretty little head.

I really want to see Trump try to tweet about how Winner is a loser, because I would bet money he would get confused mid tweet and accidentally which it to Loser is a winner

The Carpenters. She hasn’t spoken to him in years.

Trump gets owned harder and more often by Khans than the Starship Enterprise.

Trump gave up more intel in 5 minutes with the Russians than John McCain did in 5 years of torture from the North Vietnamese.

Critical thinking sure is hard, eh lil buddy?

no, but maybe that is something to do this weekend...crow party!

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

Texan here. “Dallas”ing doesn’t mean...anything. Seriously, I’ve sat here for a good five minutes trying to read into what you could mean, and I’ve got nothing but tortured metaphors.

As an actual resident of Casa Grande, AZ, let me assure you we have no winners here.