This is what a drug dealer looks like.

I can see I need to add context to my previous comment. My friend was on a run and she and her running partner come up on 2 unknown dudes looking at something in the brush. She asks, “what are you guys looking at?” Because people are friendly and curious. The wildlife encounters have gotten more frequent and numerous…

Of all the things you could call seasoned mayo, why oh why oh why did he go with “Donkey Sauce?” NO ONE has good thoughts after hearing that.

I respect Bourdain’s insulting ability.

he’d be the resulting product “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

Horseradish can indeed strip paint! We grow the stuff, and every year around christmas my dad mixes up a few batches of various horseradish sauces to give to relatives ranging in severity from 98% pure grated horseradish to basically sour cream with a bit of horseradish in. Dad’s a tough guy with enormous tolerance…

Cool trick:

I once saw something similar with someone at a steak house who ordered the prime rib. I didn't WANT to laugh.....

So she went as a Kardashian?

Oh, leprosy armadillos.

My go to curse is: May every step you take feel like you’re walking on Legos.

Worst damn part. And then again from about 9/1 to 10/15 for final due date for all the extensions you had to file for 3/15 and 4/15

Assholes are not religion specific.

As a longtime Starbucks employee (now longtime ex-employee) I can tell you that it doesn’t make Orthodox Jews look bad, it just makes that family look bad. The baristas must dread seeing them every weekend. Most mothers of five have learned to be more efficient about their own time, if not other peoples’.

re: making Jews look bad.

Luckily I am out of that shit now. I work in the accounting department of a regional grocery store chain. We have outside accountants to prepare our taxes for us. Beautiful

I’m a tax accountant and I have had to have a cry in the office restroom a few times. That is how I process frustration, humiliation and general asshole-ish-ness at work since I am unable to scream and/or throw something. All that shit has to come out someway.

“Steakback Outhouse.”

A cunt punt, so to speak. Or a clam wham, if you will.

As a Jew, I’m really not sure how to unpack this. I’m not religious in the sense that I go to temple or keep kosher or observe Shabbos ( although I may need to incorporate some of this due to JujyJunior), but I dunno if I like this. I don’t impose my views on other folks but this seems like a weird mix of celebrating…