+1000 for the Futurama reference!

Hell, no!

I heard the little kid noises, but I couldn’t hear the chainsaw. Is there something wrong with the embedded recording?

I saw this and was very pleased at the casting.

Without “artificial preservatives, artificial flavors, and without “added colors from artificial sources,” what will be left?  When you order a Quarter Pounder, do they just give you the empty wrapper?

Thanks! This paragraph, alone, is worth the price of admission:

As this is Mark Wahlberg’s schedule, I guess I’m not surprised that he didn’t have time slots for “thoughtful introspection,” “reading,” or “charitable activities.”

More likely, Cosby was just very judgmental and vocal about popular cultural happenings while he was on the Cosby set, while his own behavior might have subtly predatory and sexual.

Think what you will about Cosby, I want the tie he’s wearing in the above photo. Not the same one, but one just like it.

My mom never brought me weed...sniff, cry.

I’m 51 years old. I can tell you that, in the course of Sean Penn’s career, there has never been a time when he was not a dick and a loud-mouth.

Probably not. The kind of woman that would hook up with him, in general, is probably the kind who breathlessly asked him to tell and retell the story of his heroism as they lay in bed.

This Texan puts it pretty low on the list. Too much mustard, shitty-tasting onions, and unremarkable beef. If What-a-Burger didn’t have that Texas cache, it would be in the same memory hole as Burger Chef.

My initial response to a Quarter-Pounder w/ cheese is that overwhelming taste of umami-ness in the first bite, followed by a recognition that this is the taste of McDonalds.

I just downloaded it.  Report to follow.

Lox-cream cheese-capers on a cinnamon-raisin bagel is not a bad choice. It’s a fucking attack on humanity.  What the fuck is the matter with people?

Or Houston, where Foley lived, performed, and died.

That one actually looks far cooler than the Burt-era Trans Am.

Well, at least Dom DeLuise won’t be lonely anymore.

I don’t like that shade of red. Send it back to the manufacturer.