Yikes!

I’m only surprised that Patti beat Olive Garden to inventing Lasagna Wings and Pasta Nachos.

corned beef hash omelet drowned in hollandaise

we’re going to start referring to it as the International House Of Bullshit

Duck...How I love duck. And I’ve never had it straight from the sky. I assume the few ducks I’ve eaten were farmed.

Really? I would think steaks and sausages would be the preferred methods for preparing moose.

Forget buffets. Let’s talk about tipping at Starbucks.

There’s generally tipping in Israeli restaurants, but at one place I frequent — a real working class laborers kind of place — the first time I went and tipped, the waiter chased me down in the street to return my money.

cuz there’s back bacon and maple syrup, too, right?

I agree that Mr. Rogers Neighborhood was often boring, slow, and old-fashioned. I was at the right age for the show, but I preferred Sesame Street and —later— The Electric Company.

What’d you do for that last sentence— just quote a few lines of a Drive-by Truckers song?

OK. I admit, I live in Houston. Our winters are a bit less rough than than in Chicago.

Not my current Elantra or the one that preceded it.

You cannot imagine how much I appreciate the time and effort you put into your analysis.

Bamboo? I thought it was eucalyptus leaves.

Oh. Ya learn something every day. Thanks.

Black people cannot be racist.

made specifically to toss in a pot of boiling water

How nuance of reply do you expect to receive for writing ‘Blow it out your ass.’?