This is disappointing. Julia Louis Dreyfus is alright, but she doesn’t have the talents that the award requires. The winner should be a comedic polymath — someone who can write, act, direct, produce; someone with success in multiple media — movies, TV, books, radio, etc.

Why? Palestinians are attacking Israel and attempting to breach the border. Israel is defending its territorial integrity from invaders. Just because the Palestinians attempts are disorganized and somewhat pathetic doesn’t change their intent or limit the intended threat to Israel. This isn’t murder. It’s justifiable…

Ahh, the shill argument. No one could possibly sere Israel in anything but a negative light, so anyone who says something positive, even backed with evidence, must be getting paid for their work. Horseshit.

Israel is doing one whole hell of a lot more killing than Palestine.

Mmmmm...Liquid vinyl.

I tried Turkey Hill Chocolate-Chocolate chip, after being impressed by the ingredients list. I don’t know how they managed to make cream, chocolate,etc. taste like the dry, cheap, artificial stuff, but they did.

Kids, remember to taste every mushroom you find! Each type has a unique flavor, all its own!

“We?!?!” Don’t put this on me. I have never been wrong about Mercury’s orbit.

I have no problem with Classic Rock’s diversity problem. Classic rock is a genre of music that happened at a time when there wasn’t a lot of racial intermixing, and it was a style that directly appealed to White musicians and not a lot of Black musicians. Classic rock attracted white people. What’s next — a judgmental…

Tum-mate?

No me. (Sad trombone — Wah wah)

Oooh! I got the reference! I feel so happy!.

Unless you consider exposure to scumbags, as I do, to be a plus!

What about getting a breakup text on your phone while you’re at a restaurant? That’s the outcome I want.

My understanding of restaurant dumping is that one does this when the Dumper does not want the Dumpee yelling/crying/falling apart, and the public nature of the dumping makes that less likely.

If the song is used at a Mexican restaurant, be sure the staff end it with a big “Ole!”

In real life, you don’t always get to have good guys and bad guys. In this case, as you implied, it’s assholes all around.

“And it certainly was not a breach of medical trust to tell somebody they take Propecia to grow their hair. What’s the matter with that?”

A friend and I were talking about Sliding Doors, and he told me it was his favorite ‘chick flick.’ I agreed that it’s my favorite as well. It’s a shame, though, that it may be thought of as such. Even the opening sentence of this article does the same.

What’s the vaseline for?