Don’t forget the rest of the equipment — the duct tape, the burner phone, the stun gun, and the key to the public storage unit.

sheket bevaka shut the hell up!

Always happy to help the slower among us.

Thanks for implying I don’t know how to use English words, ass. from Google, see def. 2:

My mom always made tuna salad with celery as an accompaniment to Mac and Cheese. Now I do, too.

Agreed. I happen to catch part of it, usually, but I don’t go out of my way. That said, thank heavens some of the skits have been canned. I’d much rather listen to music I might not otherwise been exposed to than hear another Private Eye or Dusty/Lefty story or ketchup promo. The word ‘hoary’ was invented just to…

Which is why he eats them on Air Force One. So he can throw them out the window to the plebes below.

You forgot to mention that time when Obama got lunch at a Washington burger place and Fox news pilloried him as anti-American for asking whether they had Dijon mustard.

I have seen the Acro-Cats in person (Houston show, about five years ago). Their show is every bit as fun and charming as you might expect. In addition to the cats, they brought along a rooster and some other bird, as well. Everybody performed mostly as expected, and the show was very funny. See the Acro-Cats if you…

Congratulations! That was the point of the cunnilingus joke.

When Colonel Gaddafi, who has become notorious for his attacks on Israel, seized power in 1969, debts to Jews were cancelled and Jewish property was confiscated.(https://www.thejc.com/news/world/dinner-with-gaddafi-a-refugee-goes-home-1.17844)

I guess their PD’s 1-800-MURDER line is only staffed from 8-5, weekdays.

Scott Tenorman’s parents’ remains.

I see your “Southern Man” and raise you Neil’s “Alabama”

Democracy isn’t broken, Alabama is. And has been since its inception.

As a fellow male, I cannot fathom why any guy would want to just whip out his junk. They look like sad little elephants, and it’s really impolite, as well.

Not if you’re beating them with sledge hammers.

I like Rush, but I’m posting these because they’re funny.

I wonder how many takes the actors had to do of these scenes to stop from collapsing in howls of laughter. Truly, this is one of the funniest moments in TV history.

As long as we’re all sharing, I guess it’s time for me to come clean, too: I am not a frog, and I am not consistently spongy, For example, my shoulders are fairly firm.