I think it has less to do with our politics than our understanding that Rand Paul is a hypocritical and dishonest little piece of shit. In other words, it is unsurprising to us that Rand Paul would be so unpleasant to others that a middle-aged upper-class professional would be driven to tackle him off a riding mower.

While you are right that there are alternatives to milk for getting calcium, I think it much easier to eat/drink around 4 cups of milk products per day than it would be to find a way to choke down 130g of chia seeds or three cups of almonds. Simply put, milk is more prevalent in our culture and our foods than some of…

No problem. All those icicle spines are probably deeply rooted, making the meat near inedible.

Anything as cute as a Porg has to have a meat that’s sweeee-eee-eet! Don’t drown it in BBQ sauce (as others have suggested). heathens!

I just meant that the brother’s car got her where she needed to go. I never intended to imply that the ‘coolness’ of the car (or lack thereof) made any difference to her being accepted by anyone.

The whole point of R. Zemeckis’s post-Back to the Future films is to bludgeon you over the head with satisfaction and a sense that you’re really deep and really smart. That’s the whole reason they’re popular: stupid people can enjoy them — no emotional manipulation is overlooked, no plot complexities will be there to…

and leaking intelligence on more than one occasion.

Well,I’m sure they expect something out of the character, but in the short term, it’s his car: the car enables him to get Max to places without parental interference and oversight, and she’s an important character. The guys who like her are all younger; we expect their parents to be involved. Max is 15, I think —…

I was in high school in the first half of the 80s. We had bullies, but we didn’t have such pretty ones. If that guy had been my bully, I would have asked him to punch me.

Skinner, not Skinnerd

Papa John’s uses breakfast sausage? I’ve never ordered a sausage pizza from them, so I didn’t know. However, the chain is from Indiana, so — having once lived there for around 5 years — I am entirely unsurprised.

Hey! I did that just a couple of nights ago. But it was $22 and the pizza was a 16" large.

My least favorite: fart box

Aaaand she’s out (of U Hartford)!

Reading this article is all the time I’ve ever given to any of Kevin James’s endeavors. Why are you writing about this? Why would anyone care? Please. Stop.

I’m not surprised this skit took off. When TV and movies find a concept that works,m they generally beat it to death. If we could go 150 years into the future, we would probably find that the popular conception of Halloween is that it is a holiday that commemorates the life of David S. Pumpkins.

I starred your comment, but “Ouch!”

How about through the designer’s mind?

Just wait for next Halloween’s “Sexy Anne Frank” costume. Similar to this year’s, but the skirt is shorter and the beret has sequins. Ugh.

Add Scooby-doo twist: Scooby pulls off Bugs Meany’s mask, revealing that it really was von Trier all along.