No problem. Instead, inject her into your veins and listen to The Velvet Underground.

I don’t know, yet. Ask me after this weekend.

Based on a viewing of the trailer, the production values of this iteration are higher than the previous. Sigmund has some personality and no longer looks like a pile of dirty laundry with googly eyes.

That is why I always think MacFarlane looks familiar! I’ve been wondering about this for a decade. Thanks!

You’re in luck! Sigmund has been remade and is showing on Amazon:

From your mouth to God’s ear!

My preference is Kitten Rescue Cam, from LA. I find the other cam’s multiple windows difficult to watch.

I must admit, Ike Turner was a tremendous artist. Too bad he was also a wife-beating, coke-snorting, gun-waving, ex-con piece of shit.

I’m sorry to hear that. It’s never easy dealing with a pet with a slow disease.

I had to look up Midge to see who she was (I hate Archie comics). Let’s throw her in the mix, too. Especially if Jenna Coleman is willing to play her.

I think he should just have a bat-horse. It would be faster and more agile than what you suggest. And most importantly, the horse could have his own bat headgear and leather wings.

No, no! I was just thinking about them in tiny bikinis, as they lay on lawn chairs in Veronica’s back yard. And then Veronica realizes that the fence is high enough that they can remove their tops without being seen. And then Veronica gets a sudden cramp in her shoulder, and Betty comes over to massage her.

The reverse is basically DiGiorno’s frozen pizza ad campaign: “better than delivery,” which is basically saying ‘better than large delivery chain shit pizza.’ Which really isn’t saying much at all. (Yay! We’re better than Dominos!)

I do not want to hear who Betty and Veronica want paired up. I want Betty and Veronica, themselves, paired up. And putting tanning lotion on one another. Please.

Newsflash! Some Plastic Surgeons are Scumbags.

Thank you.

Yesterday, my cat, Moo, wanted to be put down, too. Unfortunately, I had to interpret that that was what she wanted because she was uncommunicative and completely catatonic (no pun intended) at the time. The vet took care of it. I had her for 20 years, and I miss her very much.

I’d never seen Funstuff until you mentioned it, and I looked it up. Ick.

I’ve been a huge Tom Petty fan for 35 years. I only got to see him once (In Israel, opening for and playing alongside Bob Dylan), but he and the band were amazing — outpacing Dylan by miles.

Hey, let’s not forget those poor, rejected high school losers who never found a successful, satisfying, highly profitable way to deal with those rejections and just had to live with them. I deserve representation, too!